"One “here is a banana”, is better than two “you will recieve bananas”"
A cool monkey (via sakrecoer)
(via psychetronictonic)
A cool monkey (via sakrecoer)
(via psychetronictonic)
the female body is hardcore as fuck.
Yes it is.
so is the male body
it’s sad to see so many people like this on this website
OP is praising the fact that women hold a fucking infant in their belly the size of a ribcage, get the fuck over yourself for 3.5 seconds.
*~*~follow for more fragile male ego~*~*
The male body is more susceptible to hereditary diseases because of their lack of a second X chromosome. Their testosterone production ages them faster and causes them to die sooner. Their center of gravity is higher because of their tiny little hips and overgrown shoulders, making them easier to topple. Their gonads are placed outside of the body, in a very vulnerable position, because they do not function properly if they get a little bit warmer than usual. They have non-functional nipples, but still enough breast tissue to get cancer.
The male body is not hardcore. The male body is to the female body what a shoddy, unstable mod is to a well-estabilished piece of software. Sit the fuck down. And try to not crush your fragile pathetic outside gonads when you do it.*pounds gavel*
OHHHHH
OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!Reblogging mostly for these comments
Damn showed him, battle of the sexes I guess. And yes the female body is fucking amazing more so than the male I would agree. Don’t let anyone try to take that fact away from you. There are fragile male egos out there but if you think that’s all there are then sadly maybe you’re attracting attention from the wrong type of men. Keep ya head up ladies and remember generalizations are generally general.
